I’ve brought ya all I got, Captain!

Where are all my Trekkies at?!?!?!

Fabric, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship MSQC. It’s been 5-year mission: to explore strange new fabrics, to seek out new patterns and new friends, to boldly go where no quilter has gone before.

It is only logical to provide to newest fabric lines.

Dang it, man, I’m a quilter not a physicist!

Can you name the characters you originally said these lines? I might have taken some liberties with them, but I think I only made better what was already good!